I love livin’ in the city

Warning: Strong Language below

“My house smells just like a zoo, It’s chock full of shit and puke”

- Lee Ving

So aside from the cuddly moments, there is a ton of overhead being a new dad, much of which comes in the form of dealing with the cast off foodstuffs of my housemates as well as their various effluvia. Today I have encountered, and bested:

  •  Kitty Litter (Soiled)
  • Hairballs
  • Reflux (Small Curd)
  • Projectile Poop (approx. 3 ft range)
  • Muddy houseplant water dripping on my new sneaks
  • Dirty dishes
  • Soiled laundry (was that towel just wet or was it…ohmigod…)
  • My own hygenic pecadilloes

But remember: That which does not kill you gives you a low grade infection that you’ll fight for days.

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