Warning: Strong Language below
“My house smells just like a zoo, It’s chock full of shit and puke”
- Lee Ving
So aside from the cuddly moments, there is a ton of overhead being a new dad, much of which comes in the form of dealing with the cast off foodstuffs of my housemates as well as their various effluvia. Today I have encountered, and bested:
- Kitty Litter (Soiled)
- Hairballs
- Reflux (Small Curd)
- Projectile Poop (approx. 3 ft range)
- Muddy houseplant water dripping on my new sneaks
- Dirty dishes
- Soiled laundry (was that towel just wet or was it…ohmigod…)
- My own hygenic pecadilloes
But remember: That which does not kill you gives you a low grade infection that you’ll fight for days.