3 Demands

As our relationship matures and deepens, I find times where we need to renegotiate terms. The other day I gave 3 demands:

1) We have to flush the toilet every time it’s used – no yellow/mellow brown/down rule
2) I need Saturdays to work in the shop
3) To not use the letter “e” when we talk

See, you have to make one crazy demand, that way you can pass the whole thing off as a joke if there’s too much pushback. Hehe.

“Saturdays off”. Hehe.